XP Sword

The Progressional Impairment Sword (P.I.S.)

This mod, born purely out of spite and boredom, adds one item: The XP Sword.

Not Worth It This mod is undeniably Not Worth It, actively Not Worth It, and overall Not Worth It. Proceed with caution (or, ideally, don't).

How it "Works":

Wielding this monstrosity turns standard combat into a game of XP Roulette. Every single hit on an enemy will grant the player a random, unpredictable amount of experience points—from a frustratingly small trickle to an immediate, unearned level surge.

But, because we believe in fairness (the unfair kind), the sword also includes a small, special chance to suddenly subtract a significant chunk of your current XP level just to keep you humble. It's the only sword that actively fights its wielder's progress.

Have fun! (You won't.)