We Need More Milk

"Yes, you can milk your friends."

📌 Description📌

right-click is a lightweight and intentionally absurd mod for Minecraft Forge
that lets you use an iron bucket to right-click on other players... and milk them.

Yes. Really.

This mod adds a right-click, right-click feature:
👉 When you right-click another player with an empty iron bucket, you'll get a Milk Bucket in return — as if the player were a cow.
No extra items, no GUIs, and no configuration files. It's just one function, executed cleanly.

🧭 Purpose & Appeal

This mod is perfect for:

- Silly interactions - Silly interactions - ~~Or just that one weird friend on your server who really wanted this feature.~~
It’s a humorous addition designed to encourage laughter, surprise, and chaotic multiplayer moments — while being fully compatible with vanilla gameplay and other mods.

✅ Features

- Works on dedicated and LAN servers - Works on dedicated and LAN servers - Works on dedicated and LAN servers - Works on dedicated and LAN servers - Works on dedicated and LAN servers

🔧 Compatibility

Forge Only(The author is quite lazy XD)

📥 Installation

Install like any other Forge mod:

1. Launch the game and start milking your friends 2. Launch the game and start milking your friends 3. Launch the game and start milking your friends

🐛 Bug Reporting

If something goes wrong (unlikely, but still), you can send the feedback to my email.~~（I'm not very good at using GitHub.）~~
Don't forget to provide your modloader version and any logs！

⚠️ Disclaimer

_This mod is satire. No actual humans were harmed (or milked) in the making of this code._