SovietJokes
A lightweight Spigot plugin that automatically broadcasts a random Soviet joke to all players every 10 minutes, bringing Cold War humor to your server.
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SovietJokes
SovietJokes 蘇聯笑話推播器
10 分鐘 每 10 分鐘 自動發送一則諷刺辛辣的蘇聯時代笑話，讓你重溫那段荒謔的歷史。
手動獲取笑話 使用指令：`/jokes` 隨時想聽一則，就打這個指令。
> 範例笑話（經典雷根版）： > 一位美國人對蘇聯人說：「在美國，我們有言論自由，我可以站在白宮前大喊『羅納德·雷根，下地獄吧！』而不會有事。」 > 蘇聯人回：「這有什麼，我們也可以站在紅場上大喊『羅納德·雷根，下地獄吧！』而不會有事。」
歡迎加入，一起體會蘇聯式幽默。
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SovietJokes – Soviet Joke Broadcaster
10 minutes A sharp, satirical Soviet-era joke is automatically posted every 10 minutes, bringing you back to that absurd chapter of history.
Get a joke manually Use the command: `/jokes` Whenever you’re in the mood, just type it.
> Example Joke (Classic Reagan Version): > An American says to a Soviet citizen: “In America we have freedom of speech—I can stand in front of the White House and shout ‘Ronald Reagan, go to hell!’ and nothing will happen to me.” > The Soviet replies: “So what? We can do the same. I can stand in Red Square and shout ‘Ronald Reagan, go to hell!’ and nothing will happen to me either.”
Welcome aboard—come experience Soviet-style humor.
