Mr. President
"The most TREMENDOUS plugin EVER created!" Mr. President transforms your server into an intense comedic dystopia where an AI-powered dictator issues ridiculous orders, launches missiles at disobedient players and treats everyone like the peasants they are.
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Mr. President
🚀 Mr. President - An AI Fascist With Missiles! 🚀
> *"I, and I alone, am going to Make Minecraft Great Again!"* - Mr. President
Transform your peaceful server into a hilarious authoritarian nightmare!
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🆕 What's New in v1.1.5?
Major Improvements:
- 🎯 Standing System Fix - Structures now generate enough blocks to complete missions - 📦 Standing System Fix - No more asking for diamonds/emeralds, only common items - 👹 Standing System Fix - Max 5 kills for nether mobs (was up to 25!) - 💥 Standing System Fix - Because democracy needs more explosions - 📋 Standing System Fix - 60% smaller, 100% more useful with actual descriptions - 🔧 Standing System Fix - No more duplicate reputation messages
See full changelog for all 40+ improvements!
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🎭 What is Mr. President?
Welcome to the most TREMENDOUS Minecraft plugin ever created! Mr. President transforms your server into a comedic dystopia where an AI-powered dictator issues ridiculous orders, launches missiles at disobedient players, and treats everyone like the worthless tax-paying peasants they truly are.
This isn't just a plugin - it's a REGIME CHANGE.
🎯 Perfect For:
- ✅ Anyone looking for fresh chaos - ✅ Anyone wanting unique gameplay - ✅ Anyone embracing dark humor - ✅ Anyone seeking entertaining content - ✅ Anyone who thinks Minecraft needs more missiles
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⚡ Quick Start (30 Seconds to Tyranny!)
For best experience, use Paper 1.20 or newer.
🏃 Speed Run Installation
1. First Order → Place `mr-president-plugin-1.1.5.jar` in `/plugins` 2. First Order → Edit `config.yml` with your OpenAI key 3. First Order → Let the regime begin! 4. First Order → Watch players scramble to obey!
🎮 Essential Commands for Survival
| Command | Description | Survival Rating | |---------|-------------|-----------------| | `/myprogress` | Check current order status | ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ | | `/reputation` | View your standing with the regime | ⭐⭐⭐⭐ | | `/offer` | Attempt to bribe Mr. President | ⭐⭐⭐ | | `/negotiate <msg>` | Plead for mercy | ⭐⭐ | | `/surrender` | Give up (missiles incoming!) | ⭐ |
💀 First Day Survival Checklist
- [ ] Complete your first order (or die trying) - [ ] Check reputation (prepare for disappointment) - [ ] Witness first missile strike (from safe distance) - [ ] Try bribing with diamonds (50% success rate) - [ ] Accept your new overlord (100% success rate)
🖥️ Democracy Manager GUI Panel
Access the Democracy Manager with `/dm` - a fully interactive GUI that puts all controls at your fingertips:
Order Progress Tracker - 📊 Order Progress Tracker - Track your reputation, orders completed/failed, missiles survived - 📨 Order Progress Tracker - Send messages directly to Mr. President (responses not guaranteed) - 💰 Order Progress Tracker - Attempt to negotiate with visual success chance indicators - 🗺️ Order Progress Tracker - Enable/disable waypoint navigation for orders - 📍 Order Progress Tracker - Real-time progress on current presidential orders
Quick Reload - 🎯 Quick Reload - Force start/stop/complete orders with custom selection - 🚀 Quick Reload - Launch any missile type at any player with one click - 💥 Quick Reload - Adjust destruction level (1x Less Powerful, 2x Normal, 3x Extremely Powerful) - ⏰ Quick Reload - Set order intervals (Back to Back, Standard, Longer delays) - 📈 Quick Reload - Adjust any player's reputation instantly - 🌡️ Quick Reload - See player activity hotspots for targeting - 🤖 Quick Reload - Manage AI responses and behavior - 🔄 Quick Reload - Reload configuration without commands
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🎪 Core Features That Will Ruin Your Server (In a Good Way)
🤖 AI-Powered Dictator Brain
- Personalized IDs: Powered by OpenAI for unique, contextual responses - Personalized IDs: Remembers players and holds grudges accordingly - Personalized IDs: From "peasant" to "statistical anomaly #48291" - Personalized IDs: "Credit Score: 350" or "Audit Target #45892"
📜 14 Types of Presidential Orders
Click to View All Order Types (Each More Ridiculous Than the Last)
1. Resource "Donation" - *"Your items belong to the state now!"* Voluntary contributions of diamonds, gold, or whatever Mr. President's yacht fund needs today. Failure to donate is considered tax evasion.
2. Intelligence Test - *"Prove you're smarter than a villager!"* Answer ridiculous riddles like "What has two legs and disappoints me?" (Spoiler: It's you). Wrong answers trigger immediate missile response.
3. Demolition Duty - *"Progress requires destruction!"* Tear down that ugly house you spent hours building because it's blocking the view from Mr. President's future golf course.
4. Wildlife Recruitment - *"The state needs a zoo!"* Capture innocent animals and deliver them to designated "re-education camps." Chickens are considered political dissidents.
5. Diplomatic Courier - *"Urgent documents need delivery!"* Sprint 5000+ blocks to deliver "classified" items (usually just rotten flesh) to ambassadors who definitely aren't just trapped villagers.
6. Strategic Bombing - *"Urban planning at its finest!"* Place TNT in specific patterns that spell out propaganda messages. Don't worry about the neighbors - they're probably enemies of the state anyway.
7. Threat Elimination - *"National security is at stake!"* Hunt dangerous mobs that are clearly plotting against the regime. That creeper? Obviously a terrorist. That skeleton? Armed insurgent.
8. Population Control - *"Too many zombies dilute our democracy!"* Reduce specific mob populations because Mr. President read somewhere that zombie-to-player ratios affect the economy.
9. Protest Suppression - *"Iron golems are organizing!"* These metal menaces are clearly union organizers spreading dangerous ideas about "worker's rights" and "not being murdered." Eliminate with extreme prejudice.
10. Social Cleansing - *"Zombies don't contribute to GDP!"* Remove these "unproductive elements" from society. They don't pay taxes, they smell bad, and they lower property values in nice neighborhoods.
11. Monument Construction - *"Build my glory in obsidian!"* Construct massive propaganda structures featuring Mr. President's face. Must be visible from space. Materials not provided - that's your problem, peasant.
12. Tax Collection - *"Revenue enhancement initiative!"* Gather "voluntary" contributions from fellow players. If they refuse, report them for immediate missile audit. The IRS wishes it had our efficiency.
13. Loyalty Demonstration - *"Dance, monkey, dance!"* Perform humiliating tasks like jumping in place for 5 minutes, swimming in lava (briefly), or writing "I LOVE MR. PRESIDENT" in diamond blocks.
14. Emergency Conscription - *"Your country needs you NOW!"* Immediate deployment to whatever insane task Mr. President dreamed up during his 3am Twitter session. Usually involves TNT, lava, and poor life choices.
💥 The Presidential Missile Arsenal
| Missile Type | Damage | Crater Size | Warning Time | Survival Chance | |--------------|--------|-------------|--------------|-----------------| | Nuclear Option | Low | 3 blocks | 10 seconds | 80% | | Nuclear Option | Fatal | 5 blocks | 8 seconds | 40% | | Nuclear Option | Fatal×5 | 8 blocks | 6 seconds | 15% | | Nuclear Option | Fatal | 15 deep | 5 seconds | 5% | | Nuclear Option | Apocalyptic | 25 radius | 3 seconds | Prayer |
📊 Reputation System
``` 🟢 Loyal Citizen (+100+) → Slightly fewer missiles 🟡 Good Standing (+50-99) → Still getting missiles ⚪ Neutral (-49-49) → Walking on thin ice 🟠 Suspicious (-50-99) → Under surveillance 🔴 Enemy of State (-100+) → Name on every missile ```
🏛️ Political Infrastructure
- State Surveillance: Massive obsidian structure (spawns automatically) - State Surveillance: Broadcasting "wisdom" 24/7 - State Surveillance: Attack ambassadors at your own peril - State Surveillance: Big Brother is always watching
🎮 Interactive GUI System
Democracy Manager (`/dm`) - Your One-Stop Oppression Shop:
🖱️ Click to See All GUI Features
Player Profile - Player Profile - Your degrading citizen ID, reputation standing, complete stats - Real-time tracking of all your failures and occasional successes
Server Overview - Server Overview - Visual representation with color-coded standing - Server Overview - Current order with time remaining, glows when urgent - Server Overview - Global statistics, population data, threat levels
Discord Status - Discord Status - Type messages directly through GUI interface - Discord Status - Shows success chance percentage before you try - Discord Status - Integration status with webhook testing
Help Wiki - Help Wiki - Comprehensive breakdown of current order requirements - Help Wiki - Enable/disable waypoint beacons - Help Wiki - Access to survival guides and tips
Configuration Reload (Admin Only) - Configuration Reload - Opens sub-GUI with all 14 order types to force-start - Configuration Reload - Opens missile selection GUI with all types - Configuration Reload - Instant reputation adjustment interface - Configuration Reload - Apply config changes without restart
Bunker Buster Testing - Bunker Buster Testing - See where players spend time for targeting - Bunker Buster Testing - Adjust AI personality and response settings - Bunker Buster Testing - Real-time performance metrics - Bunker Buster Testing - Test explosion mechanics safely
Missile Selection GUI Features: - Visual missile catalog with damage preview - Player targeting with dropdown selection - Coordinate targeting for precise strikes - Warning time customization - Launch confirmation to prevent accidents
Order Management GUI Features: - Browse all 14 order types with descriptions - Preview order requirements before starting - Emergency stop/complete buttons - Order history viewer - Custom duration settings
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🛠️ Full Installation & Configuration
System Requirements
- OpenAI API: 1.20.0 or higher - OpenAI API: Paper/Spigot/Bukkit - OpenAI API: 21 or higher - OpenAI API: Required for AI features
Detailed Setup
📋 Step-by-Step Installation
1. Download `mr-president-plugin-1.1.0.jar` 2. Place in server's `/plugins` folder 3. Start server to generate config files 4. Stop server and edit `config.yml` 5. Add your OpenAI API key: ```yaml openai: api-key: "your-openai-api-key-here" ``` 6. Configure to taste (see below) 7. Restart server 8. Embrace authoritarianism!
⚙️ Configuration Options
The config.yml has been completely overhauled in v1.1.5! - ✨ Removed all non-functional parameters - 📝 Added detailed descriptions for every setting - 🎯 Only includes settings that actually work - 💡 Clear warnings for dangerous options
```yaml
Essential Configuration (config.yml)
openai: api-key: "your-openai-api-key-here" # REQUIRED! model: "gpt-4o-mini" # Recommended max-tokens: 150 # Keep it snappy
orders: enabled: true # Use new order system min-delay-minutes: 5 # Time between orders default-duration-minutes: 15 # Time to complete failure-reputation: 20 # Penalty for failure
Admin controls for missiles and timing are now
in the Democracy Manager GUI (/dm) - much easier!
See full config.yml for all options with descriptions
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🎯 How to Survive (And Maybe Thrive)
📖 Player Survival Guide
🏃 Emergency Protocols
"I'm about to be missiled!" - Run in zigzags (10% evasion bonus) - Get underground FAST - Offer your best items via `/offer` - Accept your fate with dignity
"I can't complete this order!" - Check `/myprogress` for specifics - Ask other players for help - Use `/negotiate` to grovel - Prepare bunker for incoming missiles
"My reputation is -100!" - You're now an Enemy of the State - Every missile has your name on it - Consider witness protection - Or embrace the chaos!
💡 Pro Tips from Survivors
1. Resource Management - Keep diamonds/emeralds for emergency bribes - Store valuable items in hidden chests - Trade with others to complete orders faster
2. Base Building - Build deep underground (bunker busters aside) - Multiple exits for missile evasion - Decoy houses to confuse targeting
3. Social Strategy - Form alliances to complete group orders - Share resources during emergencies - Never trust anyone completely
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🎨 Special Features & Easter Eggs
🎭 Dynamic AI Interactions
- Remembers past interactions and holds grudges - Adapts insults based on player behavior - Creates unique degrading titles for each player - Context-aware threats and false promises
🌍 Environmental Storytelling
- Mysterious monument appearances - Regular propaganda broadcasts - "Democratic" elections (results predetermined) - Surveillance reminders in chat
😂 Comedy Gold Elements
- Absurd order justifications - Over-the-top political rhetoric - Dramatic missile launch sequences - Bureaucratic ID number assignments
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📊 Admin Control Panel
🔧 Administrative Commands & GUI Access
🖥️ GUI-Based Administration
Access the complete admin interface with `/dm` (requires admin permission):
Point & Click Controls - 📋 Point & Click Controls - Browse and start any order type - 🚀 Point & Click Controls - Visual missile launcher with targeting - 📊 Point & Click Controls - Real-time server metrics and player data - 🎯 Point & Click Controls - No commands needed for most actions
💻 Traditional Commands
| Command | Description | GUI Alternative | |---------|-------------|----------------| | `/mrpresident reload` | Reload configuration | ✅ GUI Button | | `/mrpresident force-order <type>` | Trigger specific order | ✅ Order GUI | | `/mrpresident set-reputation <player> <amount>` | Adjust reputation | ✅ Rep Control | | `/mrpresident spawn-missile <type> <player>` | Manual strike | ✅ Missile GUI | | `/mrpresident monument <create|remove>` | Manage monument | ❌ Command only | | `/mrpresident skip-order` | Skip current order | ✅ Order GUI | | `/mrpresident pause|resume` | Control regime | ❌ Command only |
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⚡ Performance & Compatibility
🚀 Optimized for Chaos
- Compatible: Minimal server impact - Compatible: AI calls don't cause lag - Compatible: Every aspect customizable - Compatible: No permanent world damage - Compatible: Works with most plugins
🛡️ Safety Features
- Rollback commands for accidents - Protected spawn areas (configurable) - Missile damage caps - Anti-grief protections
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📖 Version History
📜 Changelog
v1.1.0 - The Oppression Update - Added 250+ new derogatory terms - Enhanced AI creativity and responses - Implemented ambassador protection - All missiles now deal proper damage - Bunker busters create deep craters - Fixed bugs allowing too much freedom
v1.0.0 - Initial Tyranny - First release of the regime - Basic missile system - 10 order types - Simple reputation tracking
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⚠️ Warnings & Disclaimers
> CONTENT WARNING: This plugin contains dark political satire and authoritarian themes played for comedy. No actual democracies were harmed in the making of this plugin.
Side Effects May Include:
- 📉 Decreased server population - 💥 Increased missile strikes - 🗳️ Irresistible urge to vote (pointlessly) - 😰 Existential dread about democracy - 🎮 Uncontrollable laughter
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🚀 Ready to Ruin Your Server?
⬇️ Download Mr. President & Exclusives @ Patreon
*"Make Your Server Great Again... Or Else!"*
Transform your boring democracy into a TREMENDOUS dictatorship today!
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